This penguin is tres chic

After years, almost decades of vigorously searching every corner of the globe, I have found it. I have found the epitome of natural suave. I have found the king of cool… the lord of luscious… the duke of downright awesome. I have found the most fashionable penguin of them all.

This guy. Now, National Geographic may call him “under-dressed”, but I would beg to differ.

It would seem that this penguin is not only huge (he’s a King Penguin) but he also keeps up with the latest fashions. Instead of the traditional black-and-white, he has opted for the very chic all black tux. (Is it just me, or does this guy on the left look like Andy Samberg…) This look has been seen on some very GQ celebrities, including Sean Penn, Morgan Freeman and Ashton Kutcher.

Scientifically, this bird has a genetic mutation which causes the pigmentation in his feathers to darken. But in reality, we know that he’s just being ultra classy. He’s a trendsetter. A real icon of fashion. The men want to be him, the women want to be with him.

I envy the coolness factor that emanates from this bird 24 hours a day. Seriously, he probably gets mad ladies lining up around the block. I bet he has great stories and awesome jokes.

Well I just wanted to share with you the coolest bird ever in existence*.

*That may be slight hyperbole. Also, I have not been searching my whole life for this. That too was exaggerated.

The end.